But MS might be a tougher sell. ;)
Or you could find a position at the many Seattle-area employers willing to relocate you: Google, Adobe, Boeing, Valve, a whole grip of game companies. The world, as it were, is your oyster.
I won't challenge your opinion about Steve Ballmer, though.
223: Juneau, Alaska
209: Mt. Washington, N.H.
169: Buffalo, N.Y.
163: Olympia, Wash.
161: Caribou, Maine
155 (tied, interestingly): Cleveland, Ohio
155: Seattle-Tacoma, Wash.
At 37 inches of rain per year, it's not a particularly high volume of rain; it's just spread out over a lot of days. San Francisco is down at 63 rainy days and 20 inches per year, for comparison.Lake effect snow
Anyway, compare this to where I'm from (South Florida)[1]: Average rainy days - 135 Average rainfall - 62" - 64"
I moved out of the Midwest because, while there was work, it was sparse, and frankly, not interesting. There are decent paying jobs but I found the ceiling was low compared to other places. I would have preferred to stay. I saw many excellent friends that have languished there because it's culturally unpleasant for many Midwesterners to move away from their families.