A worker fell into a nuclear reactor pool

Re:A worker fell into a nuclear reactor pool by BirAdam on Saturday October 25, 2025 @10:32PM (#45708689)

If my childhood taught me anything, it’s that there’s about to be an awesome superhero.

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Re:A worker fell into a nuclear reactor pool by satisfice on Saturday October 25, 2025 @11:06PM (#45708826)

A spider will bite this guy and get the powers of a human.

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Re:A worker fell into a nuclear reactor pool by sim7c00 on Sunday October 26, 2025 @03:43PM (#45714636)

his super power will be misunderstanding other spiders and prosecuting them for their otherness -_-

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Re:A worker fell into a nuclear reactor pool by satisfice on Sunday October 26, 2025 @08:21PM (#45716190)

Ironically, despite these powers, he will get eaten during mating.

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Re:A worker fell into a nuclear reactor pool by DonHopkins on Saturday October 25, 2025 @11:06PM (#45708831)

Where is Jimmy Carter when we need him? And Rodney Dangerfield to explain how big Jimmy Carter is.

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Re:A worker fell into a nuclear reactor pool by gfalcao on Sunday October 26, 2025 @12:19AM (#45709103)

same thought here

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Re:A worker fell into a nuclear reactor pool by escapecharacter on Sunday October 26, 2025 @02:06PM (#45713937)

If one falls into a tank like this, what steps are required to guarantee likelihood of developing powers?

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