Ask HN: What's your favorite one liners?

Posted by monkburger on Thursday October 23, 2025 @10:46AM
from the ask-hn dept.

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Re:Ask HN: What's your favorite one liners? by chistev on Thursday October 23, 2025 @12:10PM (#45683544)

Y'all said he was gonna beat me to death? You're right. He died first!

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Re:Ask HN: What's your favorite one liners? by incomingpain on Thursday October 23, 2025 @11:09AM (#45682739)

I told my networking team a joke about BGP but they keep spreading it around.

I want to tell them a joke about wifi, but it'll go over their head.

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Re:Ask HN: What's your favorite one liners? by joey_spaztard on Thursday October 23, 2025 @06:16PM (#45688052)

Tell them a UDP joke and don't care if everyone gets it.

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