Re:Earth was born dry until a cosmic collision made it a blu...
by GWBullshit on Saturday October 04, 2025 @11:55AM
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Earth/heart is a plan ET, like countless other alien blueprints in our cosmos.
Sometimes experiments don't work out and you have to just shrug, say "fuck it" and hit the reset button.
That's why weird archeological finds that they can't quite explain without concluding either: (1) time travel (2) History Channel "Giant rabbit, no fucks given" man or (3) something you people should have jumped all over when it was suggested decades ago if you were true hackers with genuine intellectual curiosity.
But venture capitalists won't throw money at you and you can't get bitches and champaign from an IPO based on such discoveries, so none of you are interested.
Because you're not real hackers with a hacker ethos of doing IT for IT's own sake.
Sometimes experiments don't work out and you have to just shrug, say "fuck it" and hit the reset button.
That's why weird archeological finds that they can't quite explain without concluding either: (1) time travel (2) History Channel "Giant rabbit, no fucks given" man or (3) something you people should have jumped all over when it was suggested decades ago if you were true hackers with genuine intellectual curiosity.
But venture capitalists won't throw money at you and you can't get bitches and champaign from an IPO based on such discoveries, so none of you are interested.
Because you're not real hackers with a hacker ethos of doing IT for IT's own sake.