Which is mostly irrelevant because I have a few rack units of free space, with free power and bandwidth I can use if I want, but I haven't bothered because I don't have a need worth shelling out the money for a modern platform to put in it.

I'm well aware of the costs of power and the lgostics of colocation, this is purely about how I'm more willing to spend $100-$200 for a toy than I am $1000-$2000.