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Re:How to Stop Functional Programming by ndriscoll on Sunday September 21, 2025 @11:45AM (#45323745)
The code snippets are Scala. The first snippet is idiomatic. I can't imagine a team adopting Scala and complaining about functional programming though.
Re:How to Stop Functional Programming by mrkeen on Sunday September 21, 2025 @12:11PM (#45323973)
I've been there. One of the more functionally-minded devs wrote something to do with putting Keys and Values into some kind of json store, and a less functionally-minded dev complained about all the type variables - Ks and Vs I guess.
Re:How to Stop Functional Programming by tengbretson on Sunday September 21, 2025 @12:10PM (#45323956)
I thought "idiomatic Scala" was an oxymoron.
Re:How to Stop Functional Programming by cyberpunk on Sunday September 21, 2025 @04:59PM (#45326588)
Does it still generate 17 page long stacktraces of nothing but $anon$fun? Good times.
Re:How to Stop Functional Programming by tiew9Vii on Sunday September 21, 2025 @05:24PM (#45326794)
The article date appears to be around the time the company the author was working at got a new CTO who effectively said functional programming was banned. The Scala teams got broken up and some pro Scala staff managed out…

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