The lesson you seem to have taken from it is "it's different when I do it". The motto of every blood-soaked despot and every useful idiot who put him in power throughout history.

> I can see that if your mother tongue doesn't use subject-verb-object word order (e.g. if it's German), it might be confusing.

I'm sure you thought this was a witty repartee, but it's just dumb.