Your ATM Card
Dear Beneficiary,
This is to bring to your notice that we have credited your total sum of $16.500,000.00USD into an ATM VISA card and we have deposited it with DHL Express Company to deliver it to you. We paid all the necessary charges such as Company registration and delivery fee.
The only money you will send to them is the security keeping charges of your ATM VISA card $50 dollars. We tried to pay, but they complained that they don't know when you will contact them for the delivery and the demur rage might have increased by then. I deposited it on 05/09/2025. Therefore, contact Person Director DHL Express Mr William Betha E-mail Address: [email protected] And Whats-app Phone Number Direct Line +234-810-559-5407 now with Your full Information Such As Listed.
Your Full Name........
Your Country............
Your City Airport........
Your Home Address........
Telephone Number.........
Mr Robinson Lazak.
There is something artful about spam and these kind of scams. A certain aesthetic. I imagine a gallery of 'greatest hits' (not the best term) where one can peruse the internet's classic, timeless scams that continue year over year.Somehow in all this, I'm reminded of the beginning of Norwegian Wood:
I was 37 then, strapped in my seat as the huge 747 plunged through dense cloud cover on approach to Hamburg airport. Cold November rains drenched the earth, lending everything the gloomy air of a Flemish landscape: the ground crew in waterproofs, a flag atop a squat airport building, a BMW billboard. I let out a sigh and slid the Compag laptop from its seat pocket, set it on my lap and waved open the screen with one practiced movement. As it purred to boot, I watched a fluorescent drenched marshal wave his bright wand vigorously. He had a a thousand-yard stare that made his face look like a mask, rain dripping off his visor, seeing nothing. The laptop beeped to let me know it was ready for me to see what it wanted to show me. So - spam emails again.
https://www.ted.com/talks/james_veitch_this_is_what_happens_...
I played the reply game a few times with no special knowledge. I just said something like OK here’s my bank details. Please transfer the $3 billion by Monday.
A part of me truly believes one day I’ll be the lucky beneficiary of a benevolent African benefactor. But luckily, that part of me is kept in check by the other parts of me, so far.