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Re:Neo4j Launches Infinigraph. What is it? by john-mark on Friday September 05, 2025 @06:12PM (#45144263)
Neo4j Hype Translator:

Input Hype: “Neo4j Launches Breakthrough Infinigraph Architecture to Unify Transactional and Operational Workloads”

Output Hype Translation: After over a decade of “clustering”, Neo4j finally figured out sharding, basically fixing the thing their clustering should’ve done from the start.

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