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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by glitchc on Friday September 05, 2025 @11:32AM (#45139737)
You'll need to wash your legs after.
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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by DonHopkins on Friday September 05, 2025 @11:47AM (#45139918)
Trump solves that problem with adult diapers.
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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by IAmBroom on Friday September 05, 2025 @12:24PM (#45140359)
My buddy's 2yo proved that to me.

To be fair to him, at least he removed his diapers first. He was on the way to proper potty procedures!

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