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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by amulyabaral on Friday September 05, 2025 @10:49AM (#45139241)
There is no causal link here. It's merely associative - it could be that people with hemorrhoids spend more time on the toilet.
Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by phkahler on Friday September 05, 2025 @11:35AM (#45139777)
>> There is no causal link here.

One already exists. Sitting vs hovering is already known to cause hemorrhoids. Using your phone probably increases sitting time.

Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by bix6 on Friday September 05, 2025 @01:14PM (#45140978)
Sitting in general causes hemorrhoids?
Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by justonceokay on Friday September 05, 2025 @10:59AM (#45139354)
According to Wikipedia affluent people get more hemorrhoids, maybe they are sitting managing their money
Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by ivape on Friday September 05, 2025 @11:26AM (#45139672)
Definitely feels like a great Sim City 3000 news ticker item.
Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by DonHopkins on Friday September 05, 2025 @11:46AM (#45139901)
Recticulating rectum...