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Re:Open AI Announces $1.5M Bonus for Every Employee by dijit on Thursday August 07, 2025 @01:30PM (#44827535)
No, due to the way taxes work, I'd have to:

A) Find a way to work in OpenAI before I knew there'd be a $1.5M bonus for working there for a couple years

B) Find a way to avoid taxes

C) Do this twice before I'd get my 28 years back

D) Ensure I don't let my expenses grow

The first is mostly luck, as Jim Carey said about his dad: You can fail at what you don't want to do.

https://youtu.be/zjhouhElXAI?t=118

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