Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot coffee to the CPU

Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by Groxx on Friday August 01, 2025 @06:47PM (#44763276)

I'm glad someone is still building what needs to be built <3

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Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by Joel_Mckay on Friday August 01, 2025 @06:57PM (#44763357)

v0.2a needs to mine crypto to pay for its own coffee beans while peculating the coffee. =3

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Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by MostlyStable on Friday August 01, 2025 @07:10PM (#44763453)

I assume you meant "percolating", but you very nearly spelled "speculating", which, given the crypto, seems more appropriate.

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Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by fadesibert on Friday August 01, 2025 @08:00PM (#44763741)

And of course, peculation means misappropriating or embezzling funds. Again, given crypto (and certain notorious crypto exchanges), even more appropriate.

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Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by Joel_Mckay on Friday August 01, 2025 @09:15PM (#44764158)

"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind." (E. B. White)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

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Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by Dilettante_ on Saturday August 02, 2025 @02:06AM (#44765200)

FWIW, I would not have known 'peculating' was a real word with a meaning if GP hadn't explained.

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Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by Joel_Mckay on Friday August 01, 2025 @08:38PM (#44763952)

Never, the French Press is superior in every regard. lol =3

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Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by angled on Saturday August 02, 2025 @04:45AM (#44765822)

Then tokenise the mined crypto. The tokens can be represented by coffee beans. The beans are now magically valuable!

Digitally enhanced coffee as fungible tokens. “Decaf” for short. What could go wrong?

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Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by Groxx on Saturday August 02, 2025 @10:07AM (#44767766)

"DECAF tokens, also known as DECAF T, can be used to..."

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Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by mtillman on Saturday August 02, 2025 @12:07AM (#44764835)

SGI was ahead of the game: http://mycollins.net/sgicoffee.png

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Re:Coffeematic PC – A coffee maker computer that pumps hot c... by dougdude3339 on Saturday August 02, 2025 @06:04AM (#44766239)

Excellent find I have never heard of - thank you for sharing

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