I Ported SAP to a 1976 CPU. It Wasn't That Slow

Re:I Ported SAP to a 1976 CPU. It Wasn't That Slow by bravesoul2 on Monday July 07, 2025 @05:01AM (#44488209)

It's amusing that the writing style is akin to a LinkedIn what XYZ taught me about B2B sales.

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Re:I Ported SAP to a 1976 CPU. It Wasn't That Slow by ooisee on Monday July 07, 2025 @07:46AM (#44489308)

Guilty as charged—and totally intentional.

Turns out "I want a burger" beats "we have equivalent burger at home" every time—even when the home solution is objectively better.

So yes, this reads like "What my goldfish taught me about microservices." But unlike those posts, this story has no moral—just nerdy fun with enterprise software roasting.

Sometimes you gotta speak the language they actually read there +)).

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