It's funny. You call me self-centered, yet you feel that you have the right to impose your life story on others.

But sure, I'll admit to writing in an abrasive style. So I'll rephrase.

"This is a good thing. It clearly signals to others that I have no value to bring to a conversation with a random person. Might I suggest you read a book on a topic you find exhilarating? It will be infinitely more rewarding than any conversation with me will be for you."

Happy now?