Except this is the absolutely most common thing humans do, and my argument is that that it will spill water all over but rather that it will shatter numerous glasses, knock them over etc all before it has picked up the glass.

The same process will be repeated many times trying to move the glass to its “face” and then when either variable changes, plastic vs glass, size, shape, location and all bets are off purely because there just plainly is the enough information