> I don’t care what part of your job gets harder, or what software breaks if you can’t make it work without unnecessarily invading my privacy.

I would suggest placing your computer back into the box, and returning it to its place of purchase.

> You could tell me it’s going to shut down the internet for 6 months and I still wouldn’t care.

Can you provide an itemized list of the severe security impacts that require such drastic action, that for some reason hasn't been a concern despite existing for 35 years, or are you purposely being obtuse? On the plus side, Google might be hiring for a consumer advocate.