"As a safe AI language model, I refuse to translate this" is not a valid translation of "spierdalaj".
There are plenty of uncensored models that will run on less than 8GB of vram.
Just whatever small LLM I have installed as the default for the `llm` command line tool at the time. Currently that's gemma3:4b-it-q8_0 though it's generally been some version of llama in the past. And then this fish shell function (basically a bash alias)
function trans
llm "Translate \"$argv\" from French to English please"
endWhisper can translate to English (and maybe other languages these days?), too.
Also the traditional cross-attention-based encoder-decoder translation models support document-level translation, and also with context. And Google definitely has all those models. But I think the Google webinterface has used much weaker models (for whatever reason; maybe inference costs?).
I think DeepL is quite good. For business applications, there is Lilt or AppTek and many others. They can easily set up a model for you that allows you to specify context, or be trained for some specific domain, e.g. medical texts.
I don't really have a good reference for a similar leaderboard for translation models. For translation, the metric to measure the quality is anyway much more problematic than for speech recognition. I think for the best models, only human evaluation is working well now.
The problem with Google-Translate-type models is the interface is completely wrong. Translation is not sentence->translation, it's (sentence,context)->translation (or even (sentence,context)->(translation,commentary)). You absolutely have to be able to input contextual information, instructions about how certain terms are to be translated, etc. This is trivial with an LLM.