We Tested 7 Languages Under Extreme Load and Only One Didn't Crash

Re:We Tested 7 Languages Under Extreme Load and Only One Did... by xanth on Wednesday May 28, 2025 @05:15AM (#44114136)

Wait wat, why do they have the C# logo in the header?

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Re:We Tested 7 Languages Under Extreme Load and Only One Did... by jiggawatts on Wednesday May 28, 2025 @05:21AM (#44114167)

Which is especially ironic since they didn't test it, even though it's near the top of the TechEmpower leaderboard for precisely this kind of workload.

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Re:We Tested 7 Languages Under Extreme Load and Only One Did... by skinkestek on Wednesday May 28, 2025 @05:39AM (#44114263)

Seems like they didn't actually test anything just asked an AI to write about a test.

So many give aways (claiming older language versions are recent meaning we deal with a cut off date, the code samples, the explanations).

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