How a hawk learned to use traffic signals to hunt more successfully

Re:How a hawk learned to use traffic signals to hunt more su... by 3cats-in-a-coat on Tuesday May 27, 2025 @03:17PM (#44109901)

And this, kids, is a Markov chain.

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Re:How a hawk learned to use traffic signals to hunt more su... by kstrauser on Wednesday May 28, 2025 @02:58PM (#44119446)

I know this person IRL, and I'm certain it's not.

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Re:How a hawk learned to use traffic signals to hunt more su... by 3cats-in-a-coat on Wednesday May 28, 2025 @10:04PM (#44122415)

Prove it with SQL.

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Re:How a hawk learned to use traffic signals to hunt more su... by kstrauser on Thursday May 29, 2025 @02:43PM (#44128942)

  DO $$
  BEGIN
      ASSERT (
          SELECT
              COUNT(1)
          FROM
              friends JOIN posters ON friends.id = posters.id
          WHERE
              posters.username = 'devoutsalsa'
      ) = 1,
      'He''s in there, I swear it!';
  END;
  $$;

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