If I went on the Subway because I couldn’t afford the congestion pricing, my kids were with me and saw a corpse getting abused, believe me that it would take incredible restraint to not pull a Luigi on Hochul’s head.

There are also no shortage of fates on the Subway, short of being murdered, that are way more likely to occur than driving. You aren’t likely to be groped while driving. Your kids also aren’t likely to be groped while driving.