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A comment on Office is too slow, so Microsoft is making it load at Windows startup. Parent comment
Rick: You launch Steam
Windows: OH. MY. GOD.
Rick: Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
Rick: You launch Steam
Windows: OH. MY. GOD.
Rick: Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.