Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI

Re:Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI by caseyy on Tuesday April 29, 2025 @04:05PM (#43837423)

This comment is AI-first. It was written with 10% higher expectations, 10% higher bar (it was raised in a transformative way) and 10% fewer sloppy thoughts, by a rockstar 100x commenter who uses enterprise AI to blast their KPIs through the pipeline each day.

Sometimes they even circle back to blast the pipeline several times in the same day, all thanks to AI.

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Have wonderful AI day! :)

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Re:Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI by ivraatiems on Thursday May 01, 2025 @01:43AM (#43854075)

Thank you for that incredibly thoughtful comment, caseyy! You are at the forefront of the high quality content that Hacker News is known for. I am so glad that we have this opportunity to speak with each other in a textual medium, where it's trivial to have the useful tools of AI mediate our conversation.

In fact, to ensure that my comments are 100% more legible and 500% more useful to the end comment consumer, I will leverage AI in all comment responses here on out for at least 10% of my words! This change will ensure excellence and improve results, and most of all, will not in any way lower the high standard of comments you've come to expect from me.

My new Comment Advisory Panel is fully ready to engage with any and all commentors who want advice on how to use AI to make even better comments.

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