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Re:Oracle engineers caused five days software outage at U.S.... by jackvalentine on Tuesday April 29, 2025 @02:52AM (#43829382)
Nobody bought Oracle here - they bought Cerner which was gobbled up in 2022.
Re:Oracle engineers caused five days software outage at U.S.... by chickenzzzzu on Tuesday April 29, 2025 @03:04AM (#43829467)
Disclaimer: I am not inciting violence. This is polemic humor for entertainment purposes only. Void where prohibited.

Theory: A society collectivey buys Oracle when they no longer view armed revolution as acceptable.

Re:Oracle engineers caused five days software outage at U.S.... by Scoundreller on Tuesday April 29, 2025 @03:43AM (#43829705)
Sorta, Cerner uses an Oracle backend