"vaccines cause autism" == the other direction actual positions that lack any humour at all because they are the dumbest bunch of them all to even fathom something that could be considered humorous by any working brain and instead only positions are made by the emotional impulses given by saying "fuck the liberals" or "own the liberals" or anything close enough.

Edit: I see that I'm already in the negative numbers with this comment, I fear that entertaining the idea that the right has any positions worth entertaining its the thing that got us into this mess in the first place, and I'm sure you know exactly what "mess" means in this context.