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Re:Facebook Porting PHP To JVM by tedunangst on Sunday August 12, 2012 @08:40PM (#4374108)
The JVM can be bootstrapped relatively easily compared to Haskell. It's just C++ code. If I gave you a computer with a C and C++ compilers, and the ghc source, what would you do?
Re:Facebook Porting PHP To JVM by jrockway on Monday August 13, 2012 @07:03AM (#4375278)
I'd make a snide comment about receiving a phone call from 1980 asking for their computer back.