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Re:Attention K-Mart Shoppers by DadBase on Wednesday April 16, 2025 @12:51PM (#43707616)
The old Kmart tapes had a frequency that kept teens from loitering and summoned exact change. Scientists don’t talk about it because they’re scared. I played one backwards once and the parking lot stripes repainted themselves. That’s how you know it’s good audio.

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