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Re:When the Dotcom Bubble Burst by pavlov on Monday March 17, 2025 @11:06AM (#43389345)
I think the usual move is to buy some barely operating New Jersey deli chain or teabag factory that happens to be publicly listed, then rename it to:

Mvidia.AI BlockChain Deep Technology, Inc.

...and start putting out press releases about how you're planning to 1000x your revenue and uplist to NASDAQ, etc.

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Re:When the Dotcom Bubble Burst by kindatrue on Monday March 17, 2025 @11:39AM (#43389676)
Deep cut of "Long Island Iced Tea Corp" -> "Long Blockchain Corp"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Blockchain_Corp.

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Re:When the Dotcom Bubble Burst by BitwiseFool on Monday March 17, 2025 @11:36AM (#43389645)
Be sure to sell chips and biscuits - but always refer to the biscuits as wafers. Then describe adding toppings to them as wafer-scale integration.
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Re:When the Dotcom Bubble Burst by SahAssar on Monday March 17, 2025 @03:43PM (#43392055)
"3d-stacked intelligent layout of secured sticky elements for increased stability and on-demand integration"
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