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Re:Why I Turned Down $160,000 by davidw on Thursday August 02, 2012 @05:41AM (#4327986)
It would make for good parody material:

"You've heard of 'fail fast', right? We're taking it to the next level: failed out of the starting gate!". Something like that.

Re:Why I Turned Down $160,000 by mgkimsal on Thursday August 02, 2012 @08:03AM (#4328282)
A whole ecosystem of startup-support companies built around helping you fail even faster would be good to have in the parody. "site sinker", "business buster", etc (but of course with more clever web 2.0 names).
Re:Why I Turned Down $160,000 by crafter on Thursday August 02, 2012 @05:58AM (#4328031)
Oh heck, don't laugh. That's happened to me a couple of times already!