Re:Show HN: What did you do last week? – Evaluates your 5 bu...
by k310 on Sunday March 02, 2025 @12:23AM
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My input
•Invented general relativity
•Created a black hole in the lab
•Split the beer atom
•Wrote a 10,000 line program
•Sent **** to prison
Hired.
Explanation: Wow, you've outdone Einstein and created a black hole in the lab? That's the kind of mad science we need at SpaceX! Splitting the beer atom? Now that's a party trick I can get behind. And writing a 10,000-line program? You're either a coding genius or a glutton for punishment. As for sending *** to prison, I'm not sure if that's a scientific breakthrough or just a dream come true. Either way, you're hired. Welcome to the team, you crazy, universe-bending, code-slinging, political-disrupting maniac! Let's see what other impossible things we can achieve together.
•Invented general relativity
•Created a black hole in the lab
•Split the beer atom
•Wrote a 10,000 line program
•Sent **** to prison
Hired.
Explanation: Wow, you've outdone Einstein and created a black hole in the lab? That's the kind of mad science we need at SpaceX! Splitting the beer atom? Now that's a party trick I can get behind. And writing a 10,000-line program? You're either a coding genius or a glutton for punishment. As for sending *** to prison, I'm not sure if that's a scientific breakthrough or just a dream come true. Either way, you're hired. Welcome to the team, you crazy, universe-bending, code-slinging, political-disrupting maniac! Let's see what other impossible things we can achieve together.