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Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by jcgrillo on Thursday February 27, 2025 @05:54PM (#43199481)
> By 2028, it is projected that generative AI will lead to the creation of 1 billion new cloud-native applications.

lmfao what the fuck? The source they reference: https://www.idc.com/getdoc.jsp?containerId=US51953724

These clowns want $2500 goddamned american dollars for the privilege of reading their bloviations on this topic, which i absolutely will not pay.

You know it's bad when the only people making money on this crap are management consultants.

Thinking back to 2014 using vagrant to develop services locally on my laptop I never would have imagined them getting swallowed up by big blue as some bizarre "AI" play. Shit is getting real weird around here.

Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by skissane on Thursday February 27, 2025 @06:12PM (#43199638)
> These clowns want $2500 goddamned american dollars for the privilege of reading their bloviations on this topic, which i absolutely will not pay.

You aren’t the target market for their “bloviations” - they are targeted at executives, and it isn’t like the executive pays this out of their own pocket, there is a budget and it comes out of the budget. Plus these reports generally aren’t aimed at technical people with significant pre-existing understanding of the field, their audience is more “I’m expected to make decisions about this topic but they didn’t cover it in my MBA”, or even “I need some convincing-sounding talking points to put in my slides for the board meeting, and if I cite an outside analyst they can’t argue with that”

Commonly with these reports a company buys a copy and then it can be freely shared within the company. Also $2,500 is likely just the list price and if you are a regular customer you’ll get a discount, or even find you’ve already paid for this report as part of some kind of subscription

Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by jcgrillo on Thursday February 27, 2025 @08:39PM (#43200669)
Anyone prioritizing this nerfed, mindless dogshit over what their team is telling them and what's going on in the world around them is both an incompetent leader and a total idiot
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by skissane on Thursday February 27, 2025 @11:24PM (#43201670)
A lot of the people paying for these analyst firm reports are sales people-so they can pass them on to their customers/prospects (to legally do that you often have to pay extra for “redistribution rights”)… and then the customer/prospect gets to read it for free

Who might not have much of an engineering team, or not one with relevant expertise… and why should they trust the vendor’s engineering team? If they are about to sign a contract for $$$, being able to find support for it in an independent analyst report can psychologically help a lot in the sales cycle

While the most useful reports for sales are those which directly compare products, like Gartner Magic Quadrant or Forrester Wave - a powerful tool if you come out on top - these kind of more background reports can help if the sales challenge is less “whose product should I buy?” and more “do I even need one of these products? should we be investing money in this?”

Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by airplaneears on Friday February 28, 2025 @01:19AM (#43202321)
This is a really long way of saying "this sick system pays my bills".
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by skissane on Friday February 28, 2025 @04:29AM (#43203586)
It has never paid my bills, in that I've never worked for an analyst firm.

My bills have been paid by working for vendors, where I have seen how sales and marketing use their reports in action. I have seen the amount of effort engineering and product management put in to try to present the best possible vision of their product and its future potential to these analysts. (I've never been personally directly involved in any of those activities though, I've just observed them from the margins.)

But, it isn't like the vendors have a huge amount of choice – if you refuse to engage with the analysts and utilise their reports in your sales cycle, what happens when your competitors do?

Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by lotharcable2 on Thursday February 27, 2025 @05:59PM (#43199524)
This sort of thing is why nobody gives a shit about IBM anymore and they have to keep just buying relevant companies to stay relevant.

Hopefully they do the right thing and hand hashicorp over to Redhat so they can open source the shit out of it. So they can do things like make OpenTofu the proper upstream for it, etc.

Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by yellow_lead on Thursday February 27, 2025 @05:57PM (#43199515)
Every time ChatGPT outputs a Dockerfile, it counts as a cloud native application, right? :)
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by darkandbrooding on Thursday February 27, 2025 @06:26PM (#43199744)
Did you intend to reference "It's a wonderful life?" When I read your comment I imagine a tiny child in Jimmy Stewart's arms, exclaiming the joys of capitalism ;-)
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by yellow_lead on Thursday February 27, 2025 @09:08PM (#43200875)
No but that's a funny coincidence :)
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by jaennaet on Thursday February 27, 2025 @06:10PM (#43199621)
Who the heck is IDC's customer base, exactly? $2,500 for that, or $7,500 for this one about – drumroll, please – feature flags!

"Modern digital businesses need to be able to adapt to changing end-user demand, and since feature flags decouple release from deployment, it provides a good solution for improving software development velocity and business agility," said Jim Mercer, program vice president of IDC Software Development DevOps and DevSecOps. "Further, feature flags can help derisk releases, enable product experimentation, and allow for targeting and personalizing end-user experiences."

https://www.idc.com/getdoc.jsp?containerId=US52763824

Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by ghaff on Thursday February 27, 2025 @07:19PM (#43200167)
Relatively few IDC clients are paying retail for single reports other than reprint rights. They're clients with broad employee access to events and reports in various areas. Had access for many years and, yes, having (supposedly validated) data is more or less essential for lots of presentations and other types of documents because, otherwise, your claims are viewed as pulling stuff out of you rear end.
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by tecleandor on Thursday February 27, 2025 @08:58PM (#43200808)
So if you just point to something an IDC - analyst? has pulled of their rear end... is alright? ;-)
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by jcgrillo on Thursday February 27, 2025 @09:39PM (#43201112)
> more or less essential for lots of presentations and other types of documents

Wait. What? This reminds me of the trope of the "wikipedia citation" in high school and college.. that move was worth at most a C+. Are you seriously saying these fucks actually seriously cite this bullshit? In this day and age where even crowdsourced wiki articles seem "credible"? What the actual fuck? I hate this shit.

Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by homebrewer on Thursday February 27, 2025 @06:17PM (#43199675)
Something I always respected in Americans is their talent for making money from absolutely nothing, providing zero or negative value in the process of doing so. Obviously doesn't apply to everyone, but you have more than a fair share of these people.
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by jcgrillo on Thursday February 27, 2025 @09:20PM (#43200969)
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by delulu on Friday February 28, 2025 @01:22AM (#43202342)
Yeah, that's kinda how we keep the Ponzi scheme going. Too bad it's making India deathly hot, though.
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by jcgrillo on Thursday February 27, 2025 @06:15PM (#43199663)
I'm clearly in the wrong field.
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by ghaff on Thursday February 27, 2025 @07:21PM (#43200188)
The analyst biz doesn't actually pay especially well--at least compared to big SV-based companies.
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by jcgrillo on Thursday February 27, 2025 @09:31PM (#43201060)
Yeah but I could make this shit up in like.. 15-20min/mo vs working for a living like a normal human person. I'm just imagining the sheer number of vertical feet of skiing I'm missing out on and seeing red.
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by delulu on Friday February 28, 2025 @01:23AM (#43202346)
Is it worth going to Hell, though?
Re:IBM Completes Acquisition of HashiCorp by airplaneears on Friday February 28, 2025 @01:21AM (#43202337)
Rich dummies.