Re:DOGE will use AI to assess the responses of federal workers
by urup2l8 on Wednesday February 26, 2025 @08:03AM
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Analyze this to see which federal worker wrote about their accomplishments:
“What I Did Recently:
1. Continued to promote my record setting collapse of vehicle sales world wide.
2. Took some ketamine.
3. Forced some people to approve another faulty rocket launch.
4. Took some more ketamine.
5. Eliminated the lively hood of as many people as possible so I can get another tax cut.
6. Took even more ketamine.
7. Gave my son some pointers on how to improve his performance in the next press conference.
8. Took some more ketamine.
9. Failed to unload 400 million dollars worth of un-sellable crappy trucks on the tax payers so I’m not fired from my company.
10. Hey, where did my ketamine go?
11. Drew some more swastikas on my notebook covers and practiced my excellent salute.
12. Ordered some ketamine from that great guy at HHS.
13. At night I thought about why I’m still so unhappy deep down inside.
“What I Did Recently:
1. Continued to promote my record setting collapse of vehicle sales world wide. 2. Took some ketamine. 3. Forced some people to approve another faulty rocket launch. 4. Took some more ketamine. 5. Eliminated the lively hood of as many people as possible so I can get another tax cut. 6. Took even more ketamine. 7. Gave my son some pointers on how to improve his performance in the next press conference. 8. Took some more ketamine. 9. Failed to unload 400 million dollars worth of un-sellable crappy trucks on the tax payers so I’m not fired from my company. 10. Hey, where did my ketamine go? 11. Drew some more swastikas on my notebook covers and practiced my excellent salute. 12. Ordered some ketamine from that great guy at HHS. 13. At night I thought about why I’m still so unhappy deep down inside.
(Name withheld for free speech reasons)”