Someday doge may put you in the crosshairs.

I won't lose anything if they rifle through your drawers, so I'm happy to find out if you have anything to hide.

From a small inspection... I suppose not. You go there, you see some big piles of gold, you weigh a few random bricks to be sure, and then you give a thumbs up.

Or you can send in vast hordes of inspectors, continually hounding everybody in the vicinity, and tout every single thing you don't understand as if it's evidence of a vast conspiracy. You can confuse the situation, crash the dollar, and profit.