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Re:Egg Prices Are Soaring. Are Backyard Chickens the Answer? by numba888 on Thursday February 20, 2025 @07:00AM (#43113675)
> You may have to euthanize a chicken, likely by hand (literally) via cervical dislocation. It still ranks among the worst things I've ever had to do in my life.

Traditionally it's done by decapitation. Head dies instantly. No need to suffer. Body runs for a while. Don't forget to ask for forgiveness...

Re:Egg Prices Are Soaring. Are Backyard Chickens the Answer? by dotancohen on Thursday February 20, 2025 @07:21AM (#43113846)
That's what cervical dislocation is. The cervix is the neck. You're dislocating the head from the body, via the neck.
Re:Egg Prices Are Soaring. Are Backyard Chickens the Answer? by raisedbyninjas on Thursday February 20, 2025 @11:07AM (#43116389)
AFAICT, biologists didn't screw up and give two different body parts the same name. Neck bones are called cervical vertebrae.
Re:Egg Prices Are Soaring. Are Backyard Chickens the Answer? by dotancohen on Saturday February 22, 2025 @06:27PM (#43144370)
I see where you're going with that. The other body part is also a narrow passageway, which in many contexts is called a neck or bottleneck. In my language, we call that other body part "The neck of the womb" צוואר הרחם.
Re:Egg Prices Are Soaring. Are Backyard Chickens the Answer? by arkey on Thursday February 20, 2025 @08:52AM (#43114623)
If you properly dislocate it (thus severing the nerve) it doesn't even get to twitch. In theory it's slightly cleaner and better even for the chicken.

It does require a bit of technique though, and the consequences of not doing it right at first can be very upsetting.

Re:Egg Prices Are Soaring. Are Backyard Chickens the Answer? by fransje26 on Thursday February 20, 2025 @09:25AM (#43114998)
> Don't forget to ask for forgiveness

And thank them for their help and for providing you with food.