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Re:My Life in Weeks by beau_g on Saturday February 15, 2025 @04:59PM (#43062786)
If you distill every metric in your life and put it in a Tableau dashboard, the load time would be so long that you could achieve immortality
Re:My Life in Weeks by graypegg on Saturday February 15, 2025 @05:03PM (#43062827)
That’s a very meaningful and comforting thought about one’s own impact on the world… except for tableau’s web performance team.
Re:My Life in Weeks by cyberpunk on Sunday February 16, 2025 @02:59AM (#43066235)
Only if you have to restart Prometheus…