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Re:The New York Stock Exchange to Launch NYSE Texas by immibis on Friday February 14, 2025 @06:39AM (#43047356)
Yes, those ones. Like it or not, that's the way American society is heading. NYSE can't stop it either and is being wise to try and cash in on the trend.

If you're wise, instead of complaining about society heading this way, you'll take financial positions that profit from it happening.

Re:The New York Stock Exchange to Launch NYSE Texas by daeken on Friday February 14, 2025 @07:13AM (#43047591)
I couldn't agree more. This is why I'm investing heavily in companies producing body bags; sure, people are going to die, but the upside for me could be in the five figures by the time it comes for me!
Re:The New York Stock Exchange to Launch NYSE Texas by renegade-otter on Friday February 14, 2025 @06:44AM (#43047377)
Ah yes. "Nothing matters". Why have a country? Why live in a civilization? Cash out and barricade behinds cans of tuna. This is why we are here.
Re:The New York Stock Exchange to Launch NYSE Texas by cempaka on Friday February 14, 2025 @06:54AM (#43047455)
It's pretty funny when people pitch this as the "savvy" or "smart" strategy.
Re:The New York Stock Exchange to Launch NYSE Texas by viraptor on Friday February 14, 2025 @07:17AM (#43047621)
Just take the financial position on global financial crisis 2. You'll be so rich and happy when it arrives!
Re:The New York Stock Exchange to Launch NYSE Texas by Applejinx on Friday February 14, 2025 @07:19AM (#43047636)
Wise implies being able to price in externalities, so I'm not sure that's the best word you could have picked…
Re:The New York Stock Exchange to Launch NYSE Texas by immibis on Friday February 14, 2025 @10:46AM (#43049570)
Deregulation is happening, whether you like it or not, so the question is now whether you'd like to be rich in a deregulated state or poor in a deregulated state.