“We’re not sure what exactly is going on inside the town of Beaverton, Tom, but we’re reporting that there’s looting, raping and yes, even acts of cannibalism.”

“My God, you’ve actually seen people looting, raping and eating each other?”

“No, we haven’t actually seen it Tom, we’re just reporting it.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCkchBXiaOE