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Re:Twitter is Down by joezydeco on Thursday July 26, 2012 @12:57PM (#4297067)
Twitter is currently down for <%= reason %> We expect to be back in <%= deadline %>

Neato!

Re:Twitter is Down by carmaa on Thursday July 26, 2012 @01:03PM (#4297128)
What am I supposed to do at work now?