I think you're right. I actually have seen exactly what you're talking about with similes. I am hoping to fine-tune on stuff that actually make me laugh out loud over time. I'm hoping that doesn't just make it always repeat the same joke, though. Maybe if I add a like/dislike feature, I can also see what made people laugh the most?

I'm also using 3.5-turbo right now, i wonder if the ones that people use for stuff like character ai would be better?

Also, I think the absurdity angle would be really fun. I would love to have personalities that come out with a weekly digest or something. Or maybe people can submit questions to "the love doctor" or something, lol. There's a lot to play with.

I appreciate the feedback :)