I don't think you understand where I'm living.

"Microplastic Free", no, there is no such thing right now. But I'm very far from any major roads/interstates and hundreds of miles to any big city. I didn't move out here to avoid microplastics though, it just (maybe) turned out that way.

I'm actually not terribly afraid of microplastics at all, I just don't like urban environments.