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Re:A notification for you, Apple: There is no husband by carbocation on Monday January 20, 2025 @12:47AM (#42765362)
I turned these summaries off, but then turned them back on because I find them humorous.

A bit notable: the AI summarization of spam texts makes them seem much more credible.

Re:A notification for you, Apple: There is no husband by timewizard on Monday January 20, 2025 @02:37AM (#42765956)
There is no 'ironic user only' option in the analytics.

There probably should be.