This is why people are strongly disagreeing with you. Apologies in advance for copy and pasting a meme, but I think it applies directly to the way you’re attempting to shape this discussion:

> Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences get misinterpreted.

> You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “So you hate waffles?”

> No bitch, that’s a whole new sentence wtf is you talkin bout