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Re:Orca That Carried Dead Calf for Weeks Appears to Be in Mo... by dotancohen on Thursday January 09, 2025 @03:08AM (#42642938)
If we're swapping biomes I think that the naked human would starve in the open ocean in three days. If he didn't drown in three hours.
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Re:Orca That Carried Dead Calf for Weeks Appears to Be in Mo... by mulmen on Thursday January 09, 2025 @03:14AM (#42642981)
Open ocean sure but I can see orcas from my house. The average person is still going to know to swim to land and forage for food, even if they fail. But orcas won’t have the first idea how to navigate self checkout.

Why is the human naked? Does the Orca get pants?

What are we talking about?

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Re:Orca That Carried Dead Calf for Weeks Appears to Be in Mo... by dotancohen on Thursday January 09, 2025 @05:22AM (#42643795)
The Orca gets pants, but as the setting is Walmart his crack must still be visible.
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