Lord of the Io_uring

Re:Lord of the Io_uring by hinkley on Monday January 06, 2025 @03:01AM (#42608661)

But they were all of them deceived?

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Re:Lord of the Io_uring by Cthulhu_ on Monday January 06, 2025 @03:52AM (#42608887)

And nine, nine async I/O programming APIs were gifted to the race of Linux users, who above all else desire power.

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Re:Lord of the Io_uring by api on Monday January 06, 2025 @10:30AM (#42611368)

But this next API, we'll get it right. Let's call it io_uring2!

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Re:Lord of the Io_uring by hinkley on Monday January 06, 2025 @01:49PM (#42613852)

I’m now imagining Torvalds riding a hell-hawk.

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Re:Lord of the Io_uring by LAC-Tech on Monday January 06, 2025 @03:23AM (#42608770)

This made me laugh a lot. I can spot Tolkien's language from a mile off!

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Re:Lord of the Io_uring by ratherbefuddled on Monday January 06, 2025 @06:19AM (#42609653)

Technically Peter Jackson's :)

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Re:Lord of the Io_uring by friend_Fernando on Monday January 06, 2025 @05:22AM (#42609312)

One io_uring to root them all.

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