Even worse, the ones which (like this one) lack left and right modifiers such as Shift, Control, Alt and Super. For those who’ve never touch-typed, the right way to type a modified key (e.g. G) is to hold the modifier (e.g. Shift) in the opposite hand, then type the key (in this case, g).

I really like having return under my pinky, which means that I need another column in order to get quote somewhere decent.