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Re:Databases in 2024: A Year in Review by epolanski on Wednesday January 01, 2025 @11:07AM (#42566864)
I couldn't understand if it was satire or something.

Do they believe the guy marries a 30 years old cause she loves him?

In any case, who cares, how was that relevant..

Re:Databases in 2024: A Year in Review by masklinn on Wednesday January 01, 2025 @11:34AM (#42567065)
It's definitely satire, how would you take this sentence as serious:

> I told Larry this especially means a lot to me because my former #1 ranked Ph.D. student is now a professor in Michigan's Computer Science department with their famous Database Group.

Re:Databases in 2024: A Year in Review by CRConrad on Thursday January 02, 2025 @08:30AM (#42574223)
> I couldn't understand if it was satire or something.

The quotes from last year's bit on Ellison in sibling comment https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42567484 might help you make up your mind.