Ahh, Markov chains. I pulled all my favourite quotes into a text file and used them to generate new quotes. Some nice ones:

What you do speaks so loudly that I drink this beer.

Premature optimisation is the immemorial refuge of the most troubled mind.

Collective judgement of new ideas is so often wrong that it picks up confidence as it appears.

How many seconds are there in a cellar on a rainy day?

The music business is a higher revelation than philosophy.

Art is a sign of intelligence.

My choice early in life is to have dinner.