'But Brawndo has what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!' '...Okay - what are electrolytes? Do you know? Yeah. It's what they use to make Brawndo.' 'But why do they use them in Brawndo? What do they do?' 'They're part of what plants crave. 'But why do plants crave them? 'Because plants crave Brawndo, and Brawndo has electrolytes.'

Also: you forgot to disagree with my definition of democracy and basically said "yeah, but this hypocrisy works"? So if the only valid vote is for "the right people", why bother with voting at all? Just put them in charge and be done. That would still be democracy, right?