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Re:Hacker in Snowflake Extortions May Be a U.S. Soldier by labster on Tuesday November 26, 2024 @11:28PM (#42252944)
Good luck, I’m behind seven cover stories
Re:Hacker in Snowflake Extortions May Be a U.S. Soldier by blitzar on Wednesday November 27, 2024 @04:18AM (#42254400)
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I have fourteen cover stories with an infinite loop at number 10 that directs you back to 4.
Re:Hacker in Snowflake Extortions May Be a U.S. Soldier by oefnak on Wednesday November 27, 2024 @05:37AM (#42254878)
Where do you use 11-14 for?
Re:Hacker in Snowflake Extortions May Be a U.S. Soldier by Mtinie on Wednesday November 27, 2024 @06:57AM (#42255355)
Higher dimensional investigations.
Re:Hacker in Snowflake Extortions May Be a U.S. Soldier by avn2109 on Wednesday November 27, 2024 @06:35AM (#42255239)
Plot twist, I'm actually undercover as you.
Re:Hacker in Snowflake Extortions May Be a U.S. Soldier by the_af on Wednesday November 27, 2024 @11:36AM (#42257355)
I know linking to videos on a tangent joke is frowned upon here, but I'll risk the downvotes for a worthy cause:

You really need to watch this Key & Peele & Rocket Jump colaboration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w

Actually, since I'm actually undercover as you, and I've already watched it...

Re:Hacker in Snowflake Extortions May Be a U.S. Soldier by edzillion on Wednesday November 27, 2024 @01:54PM (#42258643)
I know comments commending the previous post are also frowned upon but that is one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen. Hilarity ad absurdum