In my dictionary, a trojan is any malicious software that is hidden inside useful software, no matter what it does.

Typically they do, the infrastructure is there with automatic updates and C&C-like abilities. The driver runs close to the kernel to be able to use hooks into files closing and so on, at least on MICROS~1 operating systems.

Did the Crowdstrike thing earlier this year reach you? They sell a corporate version of this kind of trojan, and did a fuckup in an update, suddenly making a lot of people realise that someone else has control over their computers.

I read the original comment as hyperbole. But can see why it was confusing.

Edit: that came out way more condescending than I intentended

I don't remember remote control being part of the Trojan Horse saga.